ENIGMA CURRY

LOLPython

IN MAI time GIMME localtime LIKE TIMEZOR

IZ __name__ KINDA LIKE "__main__"?
    VISIBLE "YOUZ GOT CHEEZBURGERS?"
    CATURDAY CAN HAS FIV
    TODAYZ CAN HAS TIMEZOR THING LOOK AT SIKS!
    YOUGOTZ CAN HAS raw_input THING
    IZ YOUGOTZ OWN lower THING KINDA LIKE "yes"?
        IZ TODAYZ KINDA LIKE CATURDAY?
            MYLOOPZ CAN HAS THR33
            WHILE I CUTE?
                VISIBLE "TODAYZ CATURDAY! I GETZ ALL YOUS CHEEZBURGERS!"
                MYLOOPZ THROWZ AWAY ONCE
                IZ MYLOOPZ SMALL LIKE EASTERBUNNY?
                    KTHXBYE
        NOPE?
            VISIBLE "O RLY? CAN I HAS YOUS CHEEZBURGER?"
    NOPE?
        VISIBLE "I SAW WHAT YOU DID, YOU ATE MY CHEEZBURGERS!"

Yea, you're probably saying to yourself, "WTF IS THAT?"

It's LOLPython, the geekiest, funniest thing I've seen all week!

The LOLPython interpreter translates a variation of LOLCode into standard python. LOLCode itself is pretty neat, but because LOLPython is based on Python, it automatically inherits all of the Python library too. Here's the above code after translation:

from time import localtime as TIMEZOR
if __name__ == '__main__' :
    print 'YOUZ GOT CHEEZBURGERS?'
    CATURDAY = 5
    TODAYZ = TIMEZOR ()[ 6 ]
    YOUGOTZ = raw_input ()
    if YOUGOTZ . lower ()== 'yes' :
        if TODAYZ == CATURDAY :
            MYLOOPZ = 3
            while 1:
                print 'TODAYZ CATURDAY! I GETZ ALL YOUS CHEEZBURGERS!'
                MYLOOPZ -= 1
                if MYLOOPZ <= 0 :
                    break
        else :
            print 'O RLY? CAN I HAS YOUS CHEEZBURGER?'
    else :
        print 'I SAW WHAT YOU DID, YOU ATE MY CHEEZBURGERS!'